Any sexy ladies looking to comment on one sweet blog? M here looking for hot F who likes to leave Cs on other people's Bs. No Fattys.
I've decided that since people in this community are just looking to flatter and flirt with everyone else, I would just make this like the fucking confidential section of some two bit news paper from Louisiana. So rather than attempt to meet a real lady, I am just going to play my cards at the international lady invitational, I mean, the internet. It seems to work for my brother, who, without even trying, seems to be realin' in those internet ladies. Problem is... his real life lady wants them all to get off his blog dick.
Well, then goddamnit, I am going to do the only American thing I can fucking think of doing right now... and that is to issue a blanket statement to all ladies. :: Ahem :: Hey, pretty ladies, thats right I'm talking to you. Want a better blog dick? Then hop of that blog you know isnt gonna fetch you that fame and fortune you're after, and get on board here, the blog that promises nothing and comes through with even less. Thats right ladies. Get off my Brother's Blog Dick.